Two of my friends just moved in together. One is tall. One is short. They remind me of one of my favorite books growing up, "Big Dog, Little Dog." Ted was short. Fred was tall. Ted liked red. Fred liked green. Ted cleaned the floors. Fred painted the ceiling.
Now fast forward to my friends, Ted & Fred. Fred puts the booze above the fridge. Ted puts the veggies in their drawer. Ted is little in the big room. Fred is big in the little room. Ted likes shots. Fred likes pints.
You should see when they go camping.
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