Thursday, March 18, 2010

mY FriENds cRacK mE UP

Barson: "There is this guy I work with who always has to make an entrance when he walks into a room. He has really loud shoes."
Me: "Oh. Like boots with heels?"
Barson: "Yeah, but not like spurs."
Me (thinking to myself): WTF. Thanks for clearing THAT up. Were spurs ever an option???


Me: "You bought her a shot?"
Merete: "Yep. "
Me: "Why?"
Merete: "It's entertainment for me. It's like buying a movie ticket."

i'M sTaRviNg