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VaCaTioN Day oN HumP DaY
I took work off this past Wednesday. Here are a few learnings:- Swimsuit bottoms can be misinterpreted for underwear. So if you're lifting up your friends' dresses taking pictures of their butts, people may get the wrong impression.
- If there are 40 MPH winds and you're sitting by a beach covered in sunscreen, you WILL end up with a dirt mustache.
- If you want to talk yourself up, don't start with the phrase "I don't mean to stroke my own goat..."
- If you're going to start a fire, make sure you have the following: a picture, a lighter, a camera, Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire,' a cup of water (not as an afterthought) and a flame retardent bed. Oh, and one hot fireman.
- If you want to order a pizza, make sure you didn't just eat a pizza.
3 comments:
Best re-cap of a great day. Amazing.
I was biking around Calhoun the same windy day. I ended up in head to toe dirt- at least all exposed body parts that had sun screen... But I was wondering, who are all the people that have time to sit and lounge at the lake. Now I know it was you, Britta and Margarita!
I still love this. My officemates now think I'm crazy based on laughing to myself.
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