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Please represent me. On a cold April 7th night, I was minding my own business eating a delicious sandwich when I notice a slight pain in my stomach. I thought nothign of it, but with each bite I felt more pain. Finally, on the last bite I fell to the ground as the pain felt like a thousand tiny little boxers where punching the inside of my stomach. The next day, I went to the Dr and he feared the worst. Instead of muenster cheese the grocery store sold me "Monster cheese". Now my stomach was being taking over by little monsters! I want to sue the entire grocery store as now I'm force to eat nothing but dirt. Plus, if I eat after midnight I will turn into a Gremlin! HELP!!
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