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A wHiLe bAcK...

...I had posted a blog about the Golden Girls. Lifetime was going to take them off the air and replace it with Sex & the City. While I love that show too, I can watch it on about 3 other networks. Lifetime, however, is the only network left that plays the Golden Girls. I had formed an official complaint along with hundreds (maybe thousands?!) of others. We were in an uproar! So I thought to myself, if they for some reason keep the Golden Girls around, I will feel like a part of something. Well - knock on wood - a year later, they still air the show. I recently came across this picture of Rose/Betty White. Check out her giraffe shirt and kitten purse! If that doesn't scream "Rose," I don't know what does.

Cougar vs. Cougar

So I have to wonder, what does my generation think of when they hear the word "cougar?" Growing up, it was an animal. A furry animal. Now, it's a different animal. And probably not so furry. When I hear "cougar," I think of older women preying on younger men. A while back, some friends discovered urbancougar.com. It was pretty hilarious. That's where I learned the difference between pumas, cougars and sabertooths. I even went hunting once. But now, whenever someone mentions a cougar, my thoughts never go to the four-legged animal. Ever. I realized it tonight when I went out to dinner with my grandma and she was talking about cougar sightings in her area. Apparently the neighbors are up in arms over this. The entire time she was talking, all I could imagine was a slutty, older woman running around in people's backyards looking for younger guys in the window.