A Monkey AND Porn!

By now, most of you have heard the rule of never deleting a monkey. I happen to stumble across this picture while looking for Harley-Davidson dealer logos. As my friend Negator clearly pointed out, she needs a bra fitting.

BaNsHEEs

More and more I've been questioned about the capabilities of a banshee. Yes Matt, you can text like a banshee. Yes Mama, I shed like a banshee. Yes person from work, I'm busy like a banshee. Yes Jesse, you can eat like a big banshee. Banshees are very versatile. The question is - can you keep up? Right now, reader, you might be confused. But are you confused like a banshee???

I HaVe tHe AnsWeR.

SOUP.
The main reason I rarely cook is because I can't afford to buy crazy ingredients all the time. If I decide to buy something out of the ordinary (and this for me means anything besides macaroni & cheese, grilled cheese, mini corn dogs, pudding pops - you get the idea) a majority of the ingredients go to waste. I'm rarely home and when I am - it's just me! But NOW, soup is my answer. Tired of bruschetta or caprese salad? Still have tomatos, basil and fresh mozzarella? Tomato soup! Still have all the ingredients left over from Thai Chicken Pizza but no pizza crust? Thai Chicken soup! Still have extra scallops, clams, crab and shrimp? NO! I wish. But if I did....SOUP!!!

PaSSioN

It's not something you can magically turn on or off. Whether it be a relationship, a project, a hobby, a career. How is a person supposed to just stop caring one day when they've invested so much into it for so long? Sometimes you're forced to stop caring, other times you know it's for your own good. But even when you have to stop for one reason or another, can you?

DeSpeRaTioN

WhaT DoEs YOUR bEd LooK LiKe?

So I got in an interesting conversation last night at bowling (which by the way were some of the worst games I've bowled in my life). Why are girls' beds always nicer than boys's beds? Sleeping is something we have in common. There is no difference in the way girls sleep or the way boys sleep. I've heard girls snore with the best of them. And I'm not saying this is a good thing. Nonetheless, do girls just like to be more comfortable? We always have big down comforters, fluffy pillows, high beds, etc. Boys barely have more than one sheet. And what's the point in having a pillow if it's super flat? You boys are always sprawled out in your recliners, scratching your balls and whatnot. Why not be as comfortable in your bed as you are on your couch? What gives?