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I made fun of my dad the other day for being old and a couple days later, he sent me this joke. I found it hilarious.

A girl took her dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he was 66).

They decided to grab a bite at the food court.
She noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. Her dad kept staring at the teenager.
The teenager kept looking and would find the dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? He responded without batting an eyelid. “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."