kiSS thE GiRLs!

If this isn't the best poster EVER, I don't know what is. These guys are geniuses! I think everyone needs one of these framed over their couch. Or bed. As my friend Steve who gave me this pointed out, each Golden Girls character matches the personality of the Kiss member.

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"LegeN...wAiT foR iT...dARy!!!"

In my make-believe TV life, I would love, love, love to play laser tag with Barney Stinson. It would be legenDARY! I used to play laser tag in high school all the time. Knollwood Mall had the best place. Then it closed. Does anybody out there know of an awesome laser tag place in Minnesota that's full of awesomeness? Barney, did you see what I did there? xoxo.

I wAs dUpEd!

Recently I was thinking back to all the things I thought were real as a kid.  For example:

• The band at Chuck E. Cheese.  Those guys were awesome.  I got so excited when they would come on stage.  Did it ever occur to me why they only played one venue?  No.  Did it ever occur to me why they needed so many breaks?  No.  Did it ever occur to me they weren't real?!  No.
• I lived across the street from Biting Dog.  My best friend and I couldn't play sometimes because of him.  "I can't walk over to your house right now.  Biting Dog is outside."  First of all, he never bit anyone, so how he got that name I'll never know.  And secondly, it never occurred to me that Biting Dog wasn't his real name until literally last year.
• There is a trail by my cabin in Montana that my mom called the Hedgehog Trail.  She would convince us to go walking with her because we might see hedgehogs and fairies, which I always looked for.  WTF???