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As I bellied up to the bar last night, this guy is following a group of guys (presumably they all knew each other) and yells "Hey, Assholes!" About 20 of us surrounding people turned around. The guy then starts laughing hysterically and points out that we all respond to the name 'asshole.' It was kind of funny. Guess you had to be there.

TiGER sHaRk sPoTTeD oFF tHe GuLF coAsT

SizZLin'

My old man dog LOVES the fireplace. It's super funny to watch him because he'll lay be the fireplace for hours to the point where it feels like his fur is burning. Then at some point he'll get up and literally stumble to his waterbowl. He looks like he's drunk. After drinking water for full minutes, he'll then stumble sideways back to his ledge by the fire and lay back down. That guy cracks me up.

MoNEy tREEs dON't eXiSt...

But money plants do! My old roommate and I once had a plant with very curly stems. One day, she folded up a $1 bill into one of the curls. As friends came over, slowly people started adding to the plant. Before we knew it, we had a 400% return!!!

The money plant can be successful with these three ingredients:

1. A plant
2. A $1 bill
3. Generous friends

Nothing is impossible. Except dinosaurs. (Name that quote!)

Alfred Hitchcock Presents "The Baboons"

a CoLLeGe liFesTyLe fOR tHE WoRkiNg adULt

As I sit at home on a Friday night feeling like a loser (I'm tired and I had a rough week but nonetheless a loser), I look back to a recent day I had...

• Breakfast sandwich
• Bar to watch the Hawks
• Bloody Mary
• Beers
• Hawks wins
• Split a grilled cheese 
• Bags tournament
• More beer
• Choco Taco 
• New bar
• Flippy Cup tournament
• More beer
• Split another grilled cheese
• Pre/post party at my house
• More beer
• New bar
• Beers
• Slumber Party

Yep, I've still got it.