gHeTTo cAt FiGHt

Three important things happened yesterday.

1. I learned my Grandma got in an actual fist fight at her nursing home.
2. I was in a meeting where someone said "I don't think in the ghetto it even gets this ghetto."
3. I was telling my brother about me being stalked by a cat (for real) and while normally I think cats are jerks, this one is nice to me. Then I mentioned my other favorite cat moved to Nashville. This isn't the first time I told this story but it is the first time THIS song popped in my head!

FaCEBoOk fRoM yEsTER-YeAR

A tiP for tHe LaDiEs

Going somewhere where you don't want to bring a purse but need your stuff? Wear a fishing vest! It's the perfect alternative. I can't believe no one has thought of this before. You can even sneak beers in. I'm am so bringing this fashion back...err....out for the first time.

gEEzeR?

I made fun of my dad the other day for being old and a couple days later, he sent me this joke. I found it hilarious.

A girl took her dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he was 66).

They decided to grab a bite at the food court.
She noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. Her dad kept staring at the teenager.
The teenager kept looking and would find the dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? He responded without batting an eyelid. “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

hEaRD iT. LoVEd It.

"These mosquitoes aren't cooperating with my no-mosquito policy."

FaCT SeRiEs: LLaMaS

Color is always a surprise. Llamas can be born solid, spotted or a variety of color & patterns. It has nothing to do with the color if its parents.

SoFa-KiNG aWeSoME